• me talking to little kids: oh hey man wow I like your shoes they light up! No way I wish I had some like that, I bet they make you run so fast!!
  • me talking to older people: I'm not really sure what it is I want to do with my life, but I figure that as long as I'm happy it can't be that bad
  • me talking to people my age: well howdily doodily my fellow young people, what's hip hop happening over here? I'm just off to inject a meth and listen to an MTV if you youngsters are 'down' also haha look at that lingo, golly gosh what a time to be alive
  • gaypee:

    b1oshocked:

    profoak:

    i want this tattoo’d all over my body 

    Can someone please help me understand this?

    no

    (via epic-humor)

    (via debt)

    ask-koki-kariya:


suprarationality:

The Fault in Our Stepbrothers

Megan?Megan.

    ask-koki-kariya:

    suprarationality:

    The Fault in Our Stepbrothers

    Megan?
    Megan.

    (via takeme-toamagicalplace)

    theoregonscout:

No shortage of waterfalls and wildflowers in the Columbia River Gorge!

    theoregonscout:

    No shortage of waterfalls and wildflowers in the Columbia River Gorge!

    (via takeme-toamagicalplace)

    hate:

kitsunecoffee:

brilliantinemortality:

vagisodium:

apriki:

never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over


its happening

even better
the only reason he was in the final was bc the same thing happened in the semis
and the only reason he was in the semis was bc one of the guys that came ahead of him in the quarters was disqualified

i’m not sure if he’s the luckiest skater alive or a skater that has the power to curse other competitors.

i’ve been laughing non stop for the past like 10 minutes

    hate:

    kitsunecoffee:

    brilliantinemortality:

    vagisodium:

    apriki:

    never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over

    its happening

    even better

    the only reason he was in the final was bc the same thing happened in the semis

    and the only reason he was in the semis was bc one of the guys that came ahead of him in the quarters was disqualified

    i’m not sure if he’s the luckiest skater alive or a skater that has the power to curse other competitors.

    i’ve been laughing non stop for the past like 10 minutes

    (via troyesivan)

    teamrocketing:

    i hate it when i see someone i vaguely know in public. do i say hi?? do i act like i don’t see them and hope for the best?? 

    (via itsbiblicalbitches)

    herbgardening:

hippie-galaxy:

This is perfect.

YES

    Colorado Appreciation Post

    “We are now in the mountains and they are in us, kindling enthusiasm, making every nerve quiver, filling every pore and cell of us.” 
    ― John Muir

    (Source: photoatlas, via doubtsoaked)

    theblueboxiscoming:

    im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

    image
    spiderman dances to the beat

    no matter what song
    ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

    (Source: easy-as-a-b-d, via lowclasshero)

    gnarly:

    *snapchats and texts the same person at the same time*

    (via itsbiblicalbitches)

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